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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:02
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
A father of 3 felt healthy. Then a routine screening found a rare, deadly illness. - CBS News
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Then came..
Hillingdon heraldic designer appointed MBE for royal cypher - BBC
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What do you think about a sister's love?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
How to draft a will to avoid becoming an AI ghost—it’s not easy - Ars Technica
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
No go.
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
—
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is it like to wear a kilt?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts